Charles: Yo whattup jigga, mah name is Charles Wang.  I'm headed over to my MVC class, wanna homo on jiggy?



Charles: You are walking down the hallways of the great Illinois Math and Science Academy.  It is home of many [GENIUS!] people, including myself, of course.



Charles: Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Uh, I decided I don't really want to go to class today.
Charles: Come on man! It's MVC with Fogel! Besides, I need your skittles.
Kevin: ...



Charles: All right Kevin, hand over those skittles.
Kevin: I hate you, Charles.
Charles: That's what you get for being my bitch...bitch!
Kevin: ...



Dr. Fogel: Blah blah blah...
Mr Pencil: Uh huh, vat is zis?  It appeahs zat I am hanging from a Chahls Vang.  Uh huh huh.
Kevin: [snicker]



Yogesh: Hey Charles, you want to help me with Calc-Based?
Charles: Negative.
Yogesh: Charles, what do I have to do to get you to help me with Physics?
Charles: Dump.
Yogesh: You are so Jewish, Charles.


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