Mark V. Shaney is a Python script which takes in a typically fairly large body of text and generates another [smaller] body of text which resembles the original, usually with hilarious side-effects. This page is a web version of the script for all those people fortunate enough to have never acquired a savviness for nerdy coding. Mark V. Shaney was first written by Bruce Ellis.
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How does it work?
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Roughly speaking, this script first finds all 3-word groups within the given text. Then it builds sentences by taking the last two words currently in the current sentence being built and finding a valid word to add on to the end . A word is valid if it, along with the current last 2 words, completes a 3-word group found in the given text. Therefore, sentences will appear to have local structure. However, as a whole, these sentences will typically come out as complete nonsense. This process is known as a Markov Chain (Mark V. Shaney, get it?).
My Source Code
Original Python Code
The Original Experiment